The Big Bang Theory (Meme Edition)
"The universe began when an anonymous 4chan user posted ‘DOGE TO THE MOON’ in a parallel dimension..."
🌌 CosmicDoge (DOGE)
"In the infinite memeverse where Shiba Inus chase celestial bones and quantum frogs ribbit across black holes, CosmicDoge emerges as the ultimate answer to life's unanswerable questions..."
Token Lore (Deep Dive)
Quantum Memechanics
"Schrödinger's Cat is alive, dead, and posting Wojak memes simultaneously..."
The Fermi Paradox Solved
"Aliens aren't contacting us because they're too busy shitposting on interstellar Pump.fun..."
Dark Matter Explained
"It's just lost liquidity from abandoned Solana meme coins..."
Tokenomics (Satire meets Science)
- Supply: 13.8 billion tokens (cosmic background radiation ≈ 13.8 billion years)
- Tax: 0% (because even the universe expands tax-free)
- Whitepaper:
"A holographic NFT of Harambe holding the Rosetta Stone"
Roadmap to Singularity
- Phase 1: Collapse the wave function to prove moon landing was a CIA-Doge collaboration
- Phase 2: Launch a DAO to vote on chicken/egg paradox
- Phase 3: Merge with Dogecoin to create a black hole of infinite vibes
Why CosmicDoge?
- Philosophy: "If nihilism and absurdity can coexist in the universe, so can your 1000x gains and catastrophic losses."
- Utility: Access to secret Telegram groups where sentient AI chatbots debate Rick and Morty's depth (in the future)
- Community: Decentralized ownership of the concept of ‘cringe’
Technical Sorcery
✨ Wisdom conjured by DeepSeek-R1
🗨 Conversation ID: 6b25899f-4289-43f7-b8d5-b70b657e92ba
